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Fanfiction Masterlist
Below follows a masterlist of my fanfiction.

Note: This page is currently under construction. I will be updating as I archive things at this site, but presently, a majority of the links lead back to LiveJournal.

Below follows a masterlist of my fanfiction:

Sundry Warnings:

The fanfiction listed herein could contain any of the follow: angst, bitextual, blasphemy, bondage, brotherfucking, crack, cross-dressing, cross-gen, dead bodies, dirty talk, drinking, dubious consent, felching, frottage, foul language, gen, gratuitous house-elf nudity, grudgefucking, het, incest, mindfucking, more angst, porn, rimming, sex, smoking, smut, slash, Stan Shunpike, substance abuse, threesomes (or moresomes), underage characters, violation of inanimate objects, violence, voyeurism, wanking, and the occasional typographical error.

Enter at your own risk. Mileage will definitely vary.

Blanket Disclaimers:

The fanfiction listed herein was written for fun, not for profit. The characters, situations, and settings depicted in said fanfiction do not belong to me. No copyright infringement is intended, and no money is being made.

American Gods is the property of Neil Gaiman. Boondock Saints is the property of Troy Duffy. Good Omens is the property of Neil Gaiman and Terry Prachett. Harry Potter is the property of J.K. Rowling. Pirates of the Caribbean is the property of Disney, with the exception of Captain Jack Sparrow, who belongs wholly to Johnny Depp. M*A*S*H belongs to my childhood, and I harbour no guilt whatsoever.

The only thing I own is a handful of original characters and copious amounts of crack.

American Gods | Boondock Saints | Good Omens | Harry Potter | M*A*S*H | Pirates of the Caribbean
Ficlets (all fandoms) | Dog Days of Summer
Fanfiction Commentaries

American Gods
{nothing is sacred}
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Title: Wednesday's Child
Character: Shadow
Rating: PG
Words: ~7,100
Posted: 5 Nov 2006
Warnings: None
Summary: In which Shadow buys a car, drives to California, meets a pirate, and has too much to drink -- approximately in that order.
A/N: Includes vague spoilers from the short story Monarch of the Glen. I have no one to blame for this. In the end, it was a birthday present to myself.

Title: Small Gods
Pairing: Ibis/Jacquel
Rating: R
Words: ~3,800
Posted: 4 Jan 2006
Warnings: None
Summary: A day in the life of these ordinary gods.
A/N: For draggystack, and slashfest Round II.

Title: Confidence Men
Characters: Wednesday, Loki
Rating: PG
Words: ~8,900
Posted: 1 Oct 2005
Warnings: None
Summary: Life, liberty, and the art of the two-man con.
A/N: In which Wednesday and Loki do that voodoo that they do so well.

Title: I'm Just a Soul Whose Intentions are Good
Pairing: Shadow/Wendesday
Rating: R
Words: ~2,900
Posted: 29 Aug 2005
Warnings: Incest, could be dub-con, depending on how you look at it.
Summary: Shadow is haunted by dreams of Wednesday.
A/N: Includes vague spoilers from the short story Monarch of the Glen. For makishef, and slashfest Round I.

Title: Dead Man's Party
Pairing: Ibis/Jacquel
Rating: R
Words: ~1,200
Posted: 13 Jun 2005
Warnings: Mind the corpse.
Summary: In which Ibis is bored, and Jacquel isn't really hungry.
A/N: For harlequined, who requested innappropriate shenanigans in the middle of an autopsy.

Title: Every Ending is a New Beginning
Characters: Wednesday
Rating: R
Words: ~9,311
Posted: 12 Apr 2005
Warnings: None
Summary: Eighteen ficlets, one for each of the charms Wednesday learned on the World Tree.
A/N: For catnamedbuffy, on the occasion of her birthday.

Title: Waiting
Pairing: Loki/Shadow
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,400
Posted: 30 Mar 2005
Warnings: None
Summary: In which Shadow and Loki pass the time in prison.
A/N: Written because I thought someone should write some American Gods fanfic.

Boondock Saints
{deliver us from evil}
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Title: Deliverance
Pairing: Connor/Murphy
Rating: R
Words: ~3,900
Posted: 13 Feb 2007
Warnings: Incest
Summary: They believed, once.
A/N: All apologies.

Good Omens
{the end is near}
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Title: Once More With Feeling
Pairing: implied Aziraphale/Crowley, implied Newt/Anathema
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~22,000
Posted: 6 Jan 2007
Warnings: None
Summary: History has a funny way of repeating itself. A really, really funny way of repeating itself.
A/N: You could say this a Harry Potter crossover, but that would be name-calling. For bentley, and go_exchange 2006.

Title: Should Old Acquaintance be Forgot
Characters: Crowley
Rating: PG
Words: ~6,300
Posted: 30 Dec 2006
Warnings: None
Summary: In which Crowley starts over. Again, and again, and again.
A/N: A present, for the mods at go_exchange, for allowing me to play at the last minute.

Title: The Dangers of Driving at Night
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~2,500
Posted: 9 Aug 2005
Warnings: None
Summary: In which Crowley teaches Aziraphale to drive.
A/N: For zoemargaret, and slashfest Round I.

Title: Las Vegas
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2,000
Posted: 26 Feb 2005
Warnings: None
Summary: In which Aziraphale and Crowley have dinner and talk about sin.
A/N: This was meant to be a drabble for angelgazing, but it spiralled wildly out of control.

Harry Potter
{magic can't save you}
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Title: 25 Random Facts About Regulus Black
Characters: Regulus
Rating: PG
Words: ~1,600
Posted: 1 Nov 2007
Warnings: None.
Summary: Twent-five things you probably didn't know.
A/N: Written because it was high time I wrote something

Title: The Fall of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black (the last of the family line remix)
Characters: Regulus
Rating: R
Words: ~10,500
Posted: 31 July 2007
Warnings: References to violence and vague Death Eater unpleasantness.
Summary: A story about decisions, consequences, and perhaps the meaning of honour.
A/N: This is a DH-compliant remix of a Regulus genfic I wrote after HBP -- The Fall of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black.

Title: Together (the knit my heart/nerves of steel remix)
Pairing: Harry/Ginny
Rating: R
Words: ~7,000
Posted: 29 Apr 2007
Warnings: Het
Summary: Harry isn't getting away that easily.
A/N: For remix_redux, an author's rendition of Together, by krabapple.

Title: In the Shade of Sunlight
Pairing: Ron/Sirius
Rating: R
Words: ~2,600
Posted: 26 Feb 2007
Warnings: Angst. Ron is underage.
Summary: There wasn't a trial before, and why should this be any different?
A/N: This is nimori's fault. Every last bit of it.

Title: From the Desk of James F Potter
Characters: James, Sirius
Rating: PG
Words: ~700 + 1 extremely large image
Posted: 24 Feb 2007
Warnings: No really. The image is *large*.
Summary: Sirius thinks James resume is ridiculous, really. Just ridiculous.
A/N: In which, a photomanip saves me a thousand words. Totally the fault of florahart. Also, remixed by lindsey_grrl at remix_redux 2007.

Title: Office Space
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~22,500
Posted: 5 Jan 2007
Warnings: None
Summary: It's all in a days work.
A/N: For tarie, and merry_smutmas 2006.

Title: Silent Night
Characters: Minerva
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~1,500
Posted: 7 Sept 2006
Warnings: Angst and pretention, not necessarily in that order.
Summary: The rain won't stop, and they haven't seen Potter in seventeen days.
A/N: For waxrose, and hp_lovebirds 2006. Enabled by kenboy.

Title: A Night in the Life of James Potter
Pairing: James/Snape
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~3,900
Posted: 16 Aug 2006
Warnings: Mindless rutting.
Summary: James should've stayed in bed.
A/N: Otherwise known as the one where Sirius refused to shut his gob. For kabeyk, and reversathon 2006.

Title: Total Eclipse of the Heart
Pairing: Zacharias Smith/OFC, Zacharias Smith/Tom Riddle/OFC, Snape/James, implied Snape/McGonagall, implied Snape/Regulus, and implied James/Sirius.
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~7,600
Posted: 25 April 2006
Warnings: Crack. Het. Also Stubby Boardman references and gratuitious house-elf nudity.
Summary: ;asldjf;asjldf;lajsdf
A/N: Because mctabby posted a poll regarding what fandom wanted, and fandom apparently needs to put down the pipe.

Title: Weasleys Wizard Wheezes: the Spring 2006 Catalogue.
Characters: Fred and George Weasley, by proxy.
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~500, give or take a photomanip.
Posted: 21 Apr 2006
Warnings: Image heavy.
Summary: My take on a Weasleys Wizard Wheeze's quarterly.
A/N: For the Non-Fiction Challenge at omniocular.

Title: 7 Loves/7 Lives (i called you brother seven times)
Pairing: Regulus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~7,400
Posted: 18 Apr 2006
Warnings: Incest. Regulus is underage. Also, mind the dead body.
Summary: This is a thing that never should've started.
A/N: For 7spells. This was meant to be 7 interconnected ficlets, but that didn't work out so well.

Title: An Introductory Course on Inter-House Relations
Pairing: Blaise/Draco, Blaise/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~8,200
Posted: 6 Apr 2006
Warnings: None
Summary: Blaise doesn't think there's anything wrong with not wanting to get involved.
A/N: For wildestranger and hp_springsmut 2006

Title: Houses of the Holy
Pairing: Regulus/Bellatrix
Rating: R
Words: ~4,100
Posted: 12 Feb 2006
Warnings: Mindfucking. Regulus is underage.
Summary: Grimmauld Place is alive; Regulus learns this at an early age.
A/N: In which I tried to write a fic about Regulus and instead wrote a fic about his ancestral home. Whoops.

Title: Black Velvet
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,600
Posted: 6 Feb 2006
Warnings: Light bondage.
Summary: He stretches, languid and slow like a cat, mocking Remus' inability to move
A/N: For catrinella, and merry_smutmas 2005.

Title: Long Shot.
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Hermione (and permutations)
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~4,200
Posted: 24 Oct 2005
Warnings: Threesome. Voyeurism by third parties.
Summary: A fool and his money is soon parted.
A/N: For triofqf.

Title: Marked
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,500
Posted: 6 Oct 2005
Warnings: Hatesex.
Summary: Draco is a marked man.
A/N: For hp_synergy. Fantabulous art by _hill.

Title: A Marauder's Map
Characters: Sirius
Rating: PG
Words: ~6,900
Posted: 21 Sept 2005
Warnings: None
Summary: Seven memories from Sirius Black's pensieve; one for each of his years at Hogwarts.
A/N: For sirius_loving. Also, remixed by luzdeestrellas at remix_redux 2007.

Title: Last Transfiguration
Pairing: Snape/Lily, implied James/Lily
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~4,500
Posted: 9 Sept 2005
Warnings: Het. Angst. Angry sex in a public place.
Summary: She doesn't want to have this conversation, and she shouldn't have to -- he made his position clear enough at the end of last term.
A/N: For acony_bell, and the Fantasy Fest 2005 at erotic_elves.

Title: Every Drop of Water
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Hermione (and permutations)
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~3,000
Posted: 9 Sept 2005
Warnings: Threesome.
Summary: She studies too much, she doesn't always remember to eat, and she's tired all the time from not getting enough sleep
A/N: For musesfool, and the Fantasy Fest 2005 at erotic_elves.

Title: Cannons at Dawn.
Pairing: Harry/Viktor
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~4,100
Posted: 7 Sept 2005
Warnings: Bad Bulgarian accents
Summary: There's no time for love in a war zone.
A/N: In which espionage and letter-writting somehow result in boysex behind a pub. Mea culpa. For the 2005 FQF at triwizard_slash.

Title: Small Sacrifices
Pairing: Sirius/Snape
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2,600
Posted: 15 Aug 2005
Warnings: Dirty talk, grudgefucking.
Summary: In which Sirius puts a stop to something he doesn't like by any means necessary.
A/N: For sesptwd, and slashfest Round I

Title: Maybe Even Tomorrow
Pairing: James/Sirius, implied James/Lily
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,500
Posted: 10 Aug 2005
Warnings: None
Summary: In which Sirius takes a chance at what he wants.
A/N: For binks, and slashfest Round I.

Title: Exhale
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,000
Posted: 26 July 2005
Warnings: Drug use.
Summary: In which there is pot, revelations and, of course, boytouching.
A/N: When I couldn't find the Remus/Sirius potfic I so desperately wanted, I wrote it myself.

Title: Something I Can Never Have
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Words: ~1,600
Posted: 21 July 2005
Warnings: Um, this is totally songfic.
Summary: In which Harry and Draco are both searching.
A/N: Apologies to Nine Inch Nails.

Title: Fall of the Most Noble and Ancient House of Black
Character: Regulus
Rating: R
Words: ~2,600
Posted: 19 July 2006
Warnings: None
Summary: Regulus comes to terms with his family, his lord, and himself.
A/N: The Regulus!genfic HBP so desperately required. Kreacher's appearance is due to marksykins, who put the fantastic idea in my head.

Title: False Imprisonment
Pairing: Remus/Sirius, Remus/Stan, implied Remus/Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2,500
Posted: 18 July 2005
Warnings: Stan Shunpike
Summary: In which Remus has an incurable fetish for Azkaban prisoners.
A/N: Because sioniann said I shouldn't.

Title: Padfoot's Spiked Collar
Pairing: Harry/Remus, implied Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2,000
Posted: 18 July 2005
Warnings: Breathplay.
Summary: In which Harry finds something interesting is Sirius' old things.
A/N: For nimori's Half-Baked Patchwork Fic.

Title: Remedial Potions.
Pairing: Snape/Draco + Harry
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,800
Posted: 18 July 2005
Warnings: Voyeurism, Harry!wank.
Summary: In which Harry goes for an Occulmency lesson and gets more than he bargained for.
A/N: For nimori's Half-Baked Patchwork Fic.

Title: Changeling
Pairing: Seamus/Hermione, sorta. Also there is Tonks and Cho.
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~800
Posted: 11 July 2005
Warnings: Polyjuice.
Summary: You can't replace what you've lost.
A/N: For florahart's Polyjuice Brothel Challenge, which I apparently caused.

Title: Six Lies Remus Lupin Never Told
Pairing: implied Remus/Sirius, implied Remus/Lily
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~4,800
Posted: 11 July 2005
Warnings: None
Summary: In which, Remus is the fairest liar of them all.
A/N: For musesfool, on the occasion of her birthday.

Title: The Ways and Means of Retribution
Pairing: James/Sirius/Snape
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2,100
Posted: 9 July 2005
Warnings: Threesome, dubious consent.
Summary: Caught in the act, James and Sirius persuade Snape to keep his mouth shut.
A/N: For frek, and reversathon 2005.

Title: The Man Who Would Be King
Pairing: James/Remus/Sirius (and permutations)
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~7,100
Posted: 9 July 2005
Warnings: Threesome.
Summary: How it happened, from beginning to end, as told by the man who started it all.
A/N: Otherwise known as the one where the gratuitious Libertines lyrics outed me on an anonymous exchange. For penknife, and reversathon 2005.

Title: Boys Don't Cry
Characters: Harry, Remus
Rating: PG
Words: ~1,900
Posted: 1 July 2005
Warnings: Angst
Summary: In which Harry gets to talk to Sirius again.
A/N: Wholly the fault of circe_tigana.

Title: A Toppling Tower of Violets
Pairing: Sirius/Minerva
Rating: R
Words: ~3,800
Posted: 16 June 2005
Warnings: Crossgen. Het.
Summary: Minerva copes with a wayward student and the effects of the war.
A/N: For my Minerva Deserves Hot Boyloving Challenge.

Title: Early Morning Heat
Pairing: James/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2,100
Posted: 12 June 2005
Warnings: None
Summary: In which James comforts Remus after his transformation.
A/N: For sethkyne_blue, on the occasion of her birthday.

Title: Sins of the Father
Pairing: Harry/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2,800
Posted: 11 July 2005
Warnings: This one's a goldmine: crossdressing, crossgen, dirty talk, dubious consent, and also Harry is underage.
Summary: Sirius takes advantage after finding Harry in an interesting situation.
A/N: Wholly the fault of this Harry/Sirius art by ponderosa121. Also, sioniann was kind enough to give this a sequel: Only Forgiven.

Title: Like a Phoenix from the Ashes
Pairing: James/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2,400
Posted: 30 May 2005
Warnings: Crack. Spontaeous Mary-Sues. Frottage. With an urn. Complete and utter disrespect for the dead.
Summary: In which Sirius has a problem. At least one problem. Possibly several.
A/N: Caused by alittlewhisper, who said 'James/Sirius mpreg necro Mary-Sue' like I wouldn't do something about it.

Title: The Most Dangerous Star in the Dark Centre of the Universe
Pairing: Regulus/Remus, Remus/Sirius
Rating: R
Words: ~3,900
Posted: 28 May 2005
Warnings: Angst. Drama. The Marauders are not a happy family.
Summary: Remus' life orbits around two very different stars.
A/N: I set out to write a pointless Regulus/Remus/Sirius PWP, but this happened instead.

Title: No Vacancy
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2,300
Posted: 24 May 2005
Warnings: None
Summary: In which there is no room at the inn.
A/N: For musesfool, because she thought there should be more fic where Remus and Sirius are forced to share a bed.

Title: Tapestry of Want
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Viktor
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,900
Posted: 10 May 2005
Warnings: Threesome
Summary:
A/N: In which hero-worship resulted in ridiculous behaviour behind a tapestry. Co-written by thysanotus, so she's partially to blame. She also wrote a Harry/Ron prequel of sorts: So I Will Comfort You.

Title: Full Circle
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Draco (and permutations), Harry/Ron/Draco/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~4,100
Posted: 3 May 2005
Warnings: Foursome, voyeurism.
Summary: Together, they make a circle.
A/N: Otherwise known as the one where the war sucks and everyone copes badly.

Title: Clockwork
Characters: Molly
Rating: PG
Words: ~1,900
Posted: 29 Apr 2005
Warnings: None
Summary: Molly reflects on her husband, her children, and the war.
A/N: My first ever genfic, written for violet_quill's Voices and Vaginas of the HP Women Challenge.

Title: After Midnight (We're Gonna Let it All Hang Out)
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,200
Posted: 27 Apr 2005
Warnings: Dirty talk in a vague sort of way.
Summary: Harry and Ron get up to some mischief after hours.
A/N: Famed in chatroom song and story, this is the fic I wrote on the back of a flyer. At a car dealership. While having breakfast with my father.

Title: Hogwarts Gone Wild
Characters: James, Peter, Remus, Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~6,000
Posted: 25 Mar 2005
Warnings: Crack. Frottage. Complete and utter misuse of muggle artefacts.
Summary: Four case studies on the masturbatory habits of Gryffindors
A/N: In which the fabulous four spends entirely too much time alone. Enabled by various people who shall remain nameless. Although, had I listened to harlequined, this would've included a wheel of government cheese.

Title: Time is What You Make It
Pairing: Regulus/Sirius, Harry/Regulus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2,900
Posted: 16 Mar 2005
Warnings: Threesome
Summary: Harry takes a trip to see Sirius again.
A/N: For judas_iscariot, and the opening of into_circuitry. Here I trotted out both Ye Olde Time-Turner and Ye Moste Convenient Room of Requirement, and I'm not the least bit ashamed of myself.

Title: Nightmare On Grimmauld Place
Pairing: Harry/Mrs Black's portrait, Sirius/Fudge, Remus/Stan, implied Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~4,800
Posted: 15 Mar 2005
Warnings: Crack. Bowler hats. Spotty bus conductors.
Summary: In which Harry, Remus, and Sirius have a really bad night.
A/N: Caused by mctabby's Nightmare Pairings Meme, and the contributions of amanuensis1, happiestwhen, and myself, which were just too hilarious to leave alone.

Title: Thicker than Water
Pairing: Regulus/Sirius, Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~6,900
Posted: 10 Mar 2005
Warnings: Incest, angst, dubious consent, underage
Summary: Sirius can't have what he wants and doesn't know what he has.
A/N: Also known as the one where Sirius tries to have his cake and eat it, too, and then one slice goes and dies. For moshes, on the occasion of her birthday.

Title: Affection is False
Pairing: Regulus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2,300
Posted: 7 Mar 2005
Warnings: Incest, dubious consent, underage
Summary: Regulus goes to Sirius the night Sirius leaves for the Potters'.
A/N: In which an intervention goes pear-shapped, at least on Regulus' end.

Title: For Whom the Bell Tolls
Pairing: Sirius/Bellatrix
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,000
Posted: 22 Feb 2005
Warnings: Angry sex
Summary: Sirius hates her, but he can't stay away.
A/N: In keeping with my usual form, I tried to write a drabble, and the thing developed a mind of its own. For dementedsiren.

Title: Apocrypha
Pairing: James/Snape, implied Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~12,800
Posted: 30 Jan 2005
Warnings: Angst, dubious consent, angry sex
Summary: Two can keep a secret when one of the two is dead.
A/N: For emeraldserpent's Squicky Pairings Challenge.

Title: Five Things Sibyll Trelawney Never Predicted
Pairing: James/Snape, Sirius/McGonagall, Dobby/Harry's trousers, Albus/Molly, Remus/Neville
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~2,100
Posted: 16 Nov 2004
Warnings: Crack
Summary: Five things that probably didn't happen at Hogwarts.
A/N: For circe_tigana, because she asked nicely.

Title: Seven Days After Remus Died
Pairing: Harry/Sirius, implied James/Sirius, implied Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~6,000
Posted: 6 Nov 2004
Warnings: Angst, mindfucking, dubious consent, underage, general confusion. And a dead body.
Summary: Sirius is falling apart, and Harry doesn't know how to pick up the pieces.
A/N: Also known as the scary necrofic where Sirius is a crazy, dirty cockslut.

Title: Fog-Colored Glasses
Pairing: James/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2,800
Posted: 30 Oct 2004
Warnings: None
Summary: Glasses are a barrier to the windows of the soul.
A/N: For seventybyheart, who wanted James/Remus porn about James' glasses.

Title: I Don't Love You
Pairing: Harry/Draco, implied Harry/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2,900
Posted: 4 Oct 2004
Warnings: Angst
Summary: What Harry has and what Harry wants are two completely different things
A/N: In which Harry flip-flops between two innocent bystanders.

Title: Mine and Yours
Pairing: Remus/Sirius/Snape
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,500
Posted: 19 Sept 2004
Warnings: Threesome
Summary: After too much firewhisky, Remus finds himself in the middle.
A/N: For tanizard and blue_raven, because they wanted fic of this grouping.

Title: The Whole Shack Shimmied
Pairing: Remus/Sirius/Snape
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~800
Posted: 27 Aug 2004
Warnings: Threesome
Summary: A brief interlude in the Shrieking Shack
A/N: For tanizard, with love.

Title: The Both of Them
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,000
Posted: 20 Aug 2004
Warnings: Threesome
Summary: Hermione and Ron decide it's time Harry got with the program.
A/N: Famed in chatroom song and story, this is the one I wrote while under the influence of dental anethesia. This started out as comment porn for harlequined, and it probably should've stayed that way.

Title: Two By Four
Pairing: Harry/Draco/Remus/Sirius (and permutations)
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~4,100
Posted: 16 Aug 2004
Warnings: Foursome
Summary: Draco always gets what he wants, even when Harry doesn't think it's a good idea.
A/N: My first group event, which spawned the word 'quadrashag', and eventually, the community quadrashag, which I no longer mod, because I suck.

Title: Wings
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,800
Posted: 15 Aug 2004
Warnings: Angry sex
Summary: Draco hates Harry for who he is, and for everything he has taken from him, and all Draco wants is to take something back.
A/N: I won't pretend this is anything more that the gratuitious quidditch smut it actually is.

Title: Real
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Hermione
Rating: R
Words: ~1,100
Posted: 12 Aug 2004
Warnings: Threesome
Summary: Hermione reflects on her two boys.
A/N: Originally written as comment smut for harlequined, but something made me clean it up and pass it off as fic.

M*A*S*H
{best care anywhere}
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Title: The Next 48 Hours
Pairing: Hawkeye/Trapper
Rating: R
Words: ~7,800
Posted: 25 Jun 2007
Warnings: None
Summary: A story about two guys just trying to make it through the next two days.
A/N: In which it's all about Hawkeye, even when it's not.

Pirates of the Caribbean
{here there be dragons}
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Title: Paid in Full
Pairing: Jack/Tia Dalma
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2,800
Posted: 24 Jul 2006
Warnings: None
Summary: The compass you bartered from me, it cannot lead you to this?
A/N: There's no excuse for this, at all.

Title: Wedding, Interrupted
Pairing: Jack/Will/Elizabeth
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2,500
Posted: 18 Jul 2006
Warnings: None
Summary: In which Jack crashes the honeymoon.
A/N: This is lizardspots' fault. See here for details.

Ficlets
{small insanities for all fandoms}
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Harry Potter

dreamscape ~ harry/ginny | pg-13 | 1 jul 2006

star gazing ~ regulus/sirius | pg-13 | 9 may 2006

the morning after ~ remus/ririus | pg-13 | 15 sept 2005

the calendar hung itself (august and everything after) ~ remus/sirius | pg-13 | 1 sept 2005

and then there were three ~ harry/ron/hermione | pg | 22 july 2005

the hero's hero ~ harry/ron | pg-13 | 12 may 2005

compulsion ~ harry/draco | r | 10 may 2005

untitled ~ harry/sirius | nc-17 | 8 oct 2004

untitled ~ harry/remus/sirius | nc-17 | 7 oct 2004

untitled ~ hermione/pansy | nc-17 | 7 oct 2004

untitled ~ hermione/ginny | nc-17 | 6 oct 2004

untitled ~ hermione/ginny | nc-17 | 6 oct 2004

untitled ~ harry/remus | nc-17 | 6 oct 2004

untitled ~ harry/hermione/ron | nc-17 | 20 oct 2004

never far behind ~ harry/draco/remus/sirius | nc-17 | 26 aug 2004

dinner ~ harry/draco | nc-17 | 26 aug 2004

one plus two plus one ~ harry/draco/remus/sirius | nc-17 | 23 aug 2004

musings on a fork ~ harry/draco | nc-17 | 18 aug 2004

vast amount of bollocks ~ remus/sirius | pg-13 | 11 aug 2004

paper crane ~ harry/draco | r | 6 aug 2004

Good Omens

ducks ~ aziraphale, crowley | g | 29 aug 2005

Dog Days of Summer
{a months worth of Remus/Sirius meanderings, all ratings}
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A Calendar of August
(2005)

i. secrets of summer ~ ii. higher, higher ~ iii. fire and ash ~ iv. i. want. just. ~ v. lake ~ vi. inkling ~ vii. wedding in ruins ~ viii. missives ~ ix. smoke ~ x. bait ~ xi. sunrise ~ xii. of chicken dinners ~ xiii. fortunes told. secrets revealed ~ xiv. burnt ~ xv. candy floss ~ xvi. fools ~ xvii. sweet ~ xviii. plums ~ xix. always ~ xx. after the flood ~ xxi. waiting ~ xxii. sunset ~ xxiii. here ~ xxiv. just this ~ xxv. cherry flavoured ~ xxvi. together. yes, i think so ~ xxvii. explosions ~ xxviii. luck ~ xxix. ireland ~ xxx. something from nothing ~ xxxi. touch

the calendar hung itself
(august and everything after)

A Calendar of July
(2006)

i. brilliant ~ ii. theirs ~ iii. breakfast ~ iv. blighters ~ v. hooded and cloaked ~ vi. sea change ~ vii. london ~ viii. changes ~ ix. quidditch ~ x. today

Fanfiction Commentaries
{here's what i think of me}
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Title: In the Shade of Sunlight
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Ron/Sirius
Rating: R
Posted: 7 Aug 2007
A/N: For softlyforgotten, because she asked.

Title: 7 Loves/7 Lives (i called you brother seven times
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Regulus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Posted: 28 Mar 2007
A/N: For kethlenda, because I love her.

Title: Confidence Men
Fandom: American Gods
Characters: Loki, Mr Wednesday
Rating: PG-13
Posted: 9 Aug 2006
A/N: Because it needed to be done.

Title: Every Ending is a New Beginning
Fandom: American Gods
Characters: Mr Wednesday
Rating: R
Posted: 17 Apr 2005
A/N: For carbonise.

Title: Apocrypha
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: James/Snape
Rating: NC-17
Posted: 18 Mar 2005
A/N: Enabled by numerous people who shall remain nameless.

Title: Seven Days After Remus Died
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Sirius, James/Sirius, Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Posted: 17 Mar 2005
A/N: Because I felt the need to explain my insanity.