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xylodemon (37195)

hogwarts gone wild
gryffindor means never having to sleep alone

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This journal is going to Hell. Welcome to my corner of the handbasket.

I am ~~black~~ red-haired, blue-eyed, and terminally thirty. I have one child, one cat, and one house, none of which I can afford. I used to be an overworked waitress; I am now an underpaid barista.

Life's funny that way, innit?

I like many things, including Good Omens, Pirates of the Caribbean, Boondock Saints, M*A*S*H, and American Gods.

My main addiction is Harry Potter. I read it, I write it, and I talk about it incessantly. When the mood strikes, I recommend fanfiction and fanart.

This journal is pretty much all Hogwarts, all the time, and I've been told it's a fairly wild ride. I like Neville with Ron, Ron with Harry, and Harry with just about anyone. I'm partial to Stan Shunpike, portrait frottage, and a James Potter who's a little bit gay. I never doubted Snape. I think Blackcest is hot, I think the walls in 12 GP can talk, and Regulus is my king.

I'm a Sirius Black fangirl, and I'm not sorry.

here lies a full list of my numerous and vaguely alarming fannish likes

Sometimes, I write plot. Sometimes, I write porn. Either way, it usually ends in slash.

If you're looking for something in particular, try my fanfic masterlist. If you're just bored, try my tags. I've also got accounts at skyehawke and the-archive.

Check out the last five things I've written:

~ 25 Random Facts About Regulus Black
~ The Fall of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black (the last of the family line remix)
~ The Next 48 Hours
~ Together (the knit my heart/nerves of steel remix)
~ In the Shade of Sunlight

Alternatively, check out some great stuff by someone else:

~ Combat Rock by trailingoff
~ Laurels for the Tide by imochan
~ The Whole of the Moon by minervacat
~ Exercise in the Second Person by thysanotus
~ Black Chords (The Firework of Madness Remix) by snegurochka_lee

I am a moderator at

serpentinelion and an editor of

hogwartstoday.

I don't have a friending policy, really. The only thing I will say on the topic is everyone is welcome; you don't have to ask, because I won't say no, unless you're dreadfully under-age. If you're a troll -- well, that's why God made ban_set.

My writing, recommendations, and fannish blather cleverly disguised as meta will always be public. I rarely friends-lock. When I do, it's either RL stuffs or TMI that no one wants to read, anyway.

that joule thing | public opinion

I am ~~mildly retarded~~ icon impaired. If you see something shiny, I probably had nothing to do with it. If you see something ugly, I probably had everything to do with it.

I cannot take responsibility for my Donnie Darko mood theme; it was created by

kittybeenbad. I can, however, take full responsibility for my layout.

If once is not enough, you can also find me at LiveJournal, GreatestJournal, and JournalFen.


Gryffindor means never having to sleep alone

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Interests: 6: accidental genfic, doubting your commitment to sparklemotion, gryffindors in bed together, regulus black, that time sirius ended up naked, wall frottage between enemies

Schools: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Hogsmeade, Scotland, United Kingdom

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Account type: Permanently Insane

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