hogwarts gone wild

Well, my gift was posted on merry_smutmas, and it's a fucking winner.

- Shadowmancers by anon. [James/Sirius, NC-17]

I've read it three times, and I'm still bloody incoherent. No, really. I'm completely speechless. It's got solid characterisations, a clever premise, and the porn is smoking hot. Hot. Positively scorching, and chock full of desperation, neediness, and the sort of mindless rutting that makes me shiver. Also, there is Regulus, and banter, and a revenge plan that backfires, and shadows. Good Lord, the shadows. I've been reduced to squee and flail.

I am dying to know who wrote this for me. I also want to know which one of you lot told her all my secrets.

*dead*

While I have you here, behold today's Christmas crack:

( this is what happens when a good santa goes bad )

*still dead*

I must also add, that dorkohead is The Greatest.

Not only has she been keeping me in coffee, food, cigarettes and gas since I ran out of money, but she bought me a shirt today at Target, for not other reason than I was eyeing it sadly.

I LOVE YOU TO PIECES, dorkohead, AND I SWEAR TO THE GODS, WHEN I GET A PAYCHECK, I WILL BUY YOU THINGS. MANY, MANY THINGS

*kisses*

Rest In Peace
Daddy Suzuki

*hugs dorkohead and turkeylurkey*