hogwarts gone wild

Title: The Problem with Eggnog, Uncommon Thoughts, and Sharing a Bed with Sirius Black
Written for: sleeper6
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In which Sirius is possibly naked, and Remus' mind is not the safest place to be.
A/N: For sleeper6, and rs_small_gifts 2007. Thanks to both wook77 and midnitemarauder.

( the problem with eggnog, uncommon thoughts, and sharing a bed with sirius black )

Title: A Few Conversations, Which are Mostly Related to Christmas
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley
Rating: PG
Summary: In which there is cocoa, conversation, and more Christmas cheer than Crowley thinks is strictly necessary.
A/N: For prestissima and go_exchange 2007.

( a few conversations, which are mostly related to christmas )

Title: 25 Random Facts About Regulus Black
Character: Regulus
Rating: PG
Words: ~1,600
A/N: All apologies. I don't know where this came from, but it was high time I wrote something.

( 25 random facts about regulus black )

Title: The Fall of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black (the last of the family line remix)
Character: Regulus
Rating: R
Words: ~11,000
Summary: A story about decisions and consequences, and perhaps the meaning of honour.
A/N: This is a canon-compliant remix of The Fall of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black, which was originally written after the release of HBP. Thanks to kenboy, stephanometra, and wook77. Particularly to Ken, for convincing me that a story about Regulus couldn't be too long.

( this story contains dh spoilers. it also contains regulus, and you can't go wrong with that )

Title: The Next 48 Hours
Fandom: M*A*S*H
Pairing: Hawkeye/Trapper
Rating: R
Words: ~7,500
Summary: A story about two guys just trying to make it through the next two days.
A/N: This story has been brought to you by gmth and ink_on_the_page, both of whom are made of awesome and win.

( the next 48 hours )

Title: Together (the knit my heart/nerves of steel remix)
Pairing: Harry/Ginny
Rating: R
Summary: Ginny decides Harry isn't going to get away that easily.
Notes: Written for remix_redux, this is an author's rendition of Together, by krabapple. Originally posted here. Thanks to foreword and pixystick for the beta.

( together (the knit my heart/nerves of steel remix) )

Title: In the Shade of Sunlight
Pairing: Ron/Sirius
Rating: R
Words: ~2,600
Warnings: Angst. Abuse of parentheses. Ron is underage.
Summary: There wasn't a trial before, and why should this be any different?
A/N: This is mostly nimori's fault. This didn't go quite the way I expected, but it finally did go. Also, I'm tired of looking at it. Thanks to sioniann, who as per usual, weathered my whinging with quiet dignity and grace.

( in the shade of sunlight )

Title: From the Desk of James F. Potter
Characters: James, Sirius
Rating: PG
Words: ~650
A/N: Completely and utterly the fault of florahart, who who wanted fic of this persuasion.

This story was remixed by lindsey_grrl for remix_redux 2007.

In lieu of substance, I've included a rather large image. Did I mention it's large? If you have dial-up, be prepared to go make a cup of tea while it loads.

( the resume of one james f. potter (currently a broom salesman), with commentary and helpful suggestions from one sirius black (part-time loafer and full-time knob), and no, i'm not telling you what the f stands for )

Title: Deliverance
Fandom: Boondock Saints
Pairing: Connor/Murphy
Rating: R
Words: ~3,900
Summary: They believed, once.
A/N: Enabled by numerous suspects, including but not limited to thysanotus. Thanks to incognito, kittenfaced, and stephanometra, all of whom looked this over at various points, and to the one and only sioniann, for having the patience of -- well, a saint.

( deliverance )

Title: Once More With Feeling
Pairings: A little Aziraphale/Crowley. Also Newt/Anathema and implied Adam/Pepper.
Guest Appearances: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, and Ginny Weasley. Vague illusions to Lucius Malfoy and Minerva McGonagall.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: History has a funny way of repeating itself. A really, really funny way of repeating itself.
A/N: Written for bentley, at go_exchange. You could say this is a crossover. You could, but that would be name-calling.

( once more with feeling, part one )

( once more with feeling, part two )

( once more with feeling, part three )

Title: Office Space
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~22,500
Summary: It's all in a day's work.
A/N: A gift for tarie, at merry_smutmas 2006.

( office space )

( office space (continued) )

( office space (still continued) )

Title: Should Old Acquaintance be Forgot
Character: Crowley
Rating: PG
Summary: In which Crowley starts over. Again. And again. And again.
A/N: Thanks to stephanometra for the beta. Crowley's New Year's resolutions taken from this Neil and Terry snippet on the Harper-Collins website. Title from Auld Lang Syne, with all apologies to Robert Burns.

A gift for linnpuzzle, sanomi, vulgarweed, and waxbean
who hosted the most spectacular go_exchange
(and allowed me to weasel my way in at the last minute.)

( should old acquaintance be forgot )

Title: Wednesday's Child
Characters: Shadow
Rating: PG
Words: ~7,100
Summary: In which, Shadow buys a car, drives to California, meets a pirate, and has too much to drink -- approximately in that order.
A/N: Vague references to the short story Monarch of the Glen, but no actual spoilers. All apologies.

( wednesday's child )

ETA: ♥!!! to karaz for the birthday balloons!

Title: Silent Night
Character: Minerva McGonagall
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~1,500
Summary: The rain won't stop, and they haven't seen Potter in seventeen days
A/N: Written for hp_lovebirds. Many thanks to kenboy for performing a last-minute beta at ludicrous!speed, and for his enduring patience in the face of my complete and utter panic attack.

( silent night )

Title: A Night in the Life of James Potter
Pairing: James/Snape
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In which, James should have stayed in bed.
A/N: Written for reversathon, in which I had the best name ever -- dildora_poke. Many thanks to themostepotente for a lightning-fast beta.

( A Night in the Life of James Potter )

Title: Paid in Full
Pairing: Jack/Tia Dalma
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The compass you bartered from me, it cannot lead you to this?
Words: ~2,800
A/N: Set before CotBP. Spoilers for DMC. Thanks to sioniann and stephanometra, for everything.

( paid in full )

Right. And now to finish reversathon. OMGSOCLOSE.