hogwarts gone wild

Title: Wedding, Interrupted
Pairing: Jack/Elizabeth/Will
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: This is utter filth. Yea verily, and amen. Also, no semblance of plot, whatsoever. Spoilers for DMC.
A/N: This is wholly and completely the fault of lizardspots, for throwing effing hot pirate!arts around.

( wedding, interrupted )

Title: Total Eclipse of the Heart (the bangers and mash Hufflepuff remix)
Pairing: Zacharias Smith/OFC, Zacharias Smith/Tom Riddle/OFC, Snape/James, implied Snape/McGonagall, implied Snape/Regulus, and implied James/Sirius. Also includes a cameo by Trelawney, Stubby Boardman references, and gratuitous house-elf nudity.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Post-HBP: What happens when a nameless Hufflepuff in the back row gets a crush on Deliria Venusdottir, the new transfer student? Will they fall down the stairs with a Time-Turner, go back to the 1940s, teach Tom Riddle all about the power he knows not, and save the world? And what about The Vampire Sanguini? Meanwhile, Dumbledore is reincarnated as the child of Snape and McGonagall!
A/N: Rated NC-17 for non-standard use of orifices. P.S. AU, OOC, UST, BDSM, MWPP, MPREG!!! Written on 3 a.m on a energy drink sugar high. Better than it sounds!
A/N V.2.0: I blame the fandom. And mctabby. Also sioniann, because she went to bed instead of stopping me like she clearly should have.

[Obligatory Song Download]

( total eclipse of the heart (the bangers and mash hufflepuff remix) )

*slinks away slowly*

Title: Long Shot
Pairing: Harry/Hermione/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A fool and his money are soon parted.
Warnings: Voyeurism
Notes: Written for the triofqf, here. Thanks to petulantgod and sioniann for the beta.

( long shot )

Title: Every Drop of Water
Author: xylodemon
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Hermione/Ron
Genre: Romance
Word Count: ~3000
Summary: She studies too much, she doesn't always remember to eat, and she's tired all the time from not getting enough sleep.
A/N: Written for the erotic_elves Fantasy Fest. Thanks to darkasphodel, sioniann and thysanotus for everything.

( every drop of water )

Right. So I finally got off my arse and wrote tarie something for her birthday that is not angsty, melodramatic, war-related Harry/Draco songfic.

So. Happy Birthday, tarie!

( and then there were three | harry/ron/hermione | pg | 413 words )

Title: Full Circle
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Draco (and permutations), Harry/Ron/Draco/Hermione, implied Ron/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Words: 4140
Warnings: Threesome. Foursome. Voyuerism. General shady behavior.
A/N: Much love to thysanotus, sioniann and lilysunshine1. Also, apologies to lilysunshine1 for the Ron/Draco.

( full circle )

( untitled | hp | harry/ron/hermione | nc-17 | 582 words )

Title: The Both of Them
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Hermione
Rating: R
A/N: Originally comment!smut, for carbonise. I'm currently out of my mind, and under the influence of dental anaesthesia.

( the both of them )

Title: Real
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Hermione
Rating: R
A/N: Only because I said I never would. I blame dracorocksmysox.

( real )

*is wondering where my Harry/Draco where Hermione wanders in fic is*

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