hogwarts gone wild

Here, have a ficlet. Written earlier today as a comment to statelines, who was demanding a distraction. Warnings for pretentious lack of capitalisation.

( star gazing | sirius/regulus | pg-13 | 223 words )

Title: 7 Loves/7 Lives (i called you brother 7 times)
Pairing: Regulus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest. At one point, the boys are underage. Also, mind the dead body in the first section. Not that it does much, but you know. Dead body.
Summary: This is a thing that never should have started.
A/N: Written for 7spells, for which I chose Regulus/Sirius, and Prompt Set Two. This was meant to be seven different ficlets, but that didn't work out so well. Instead, I bring you one fic with a section for each prompt. Many thanks to sioniann.

( 7 loves/7 lives )

Title: Houses of the Holy
Pairing: Regulus/Bellatrix
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~4100
Summary: Grimmauld Place is alive; Regulus learns this at an early age.
Warnings: Possible mindfucking. Regulus is underage.
A/N: This is wrong. All apologies. Thanks to sioniann, for taking wibble-duty.

( houses of the holy )

Title: Time Is What You Make It
Pairing: Sirius/Harry/Regulus
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: I've trotted out Ye Olde Time-Turner, and Ye Most Convenient Room of Requirement. And I'm not the least bit ashamed of myself.
A/N: For judas_iscariot, with love. Much thanks to lilysunshine1 for the once over.

( Completely Gratuitious Porn )

Title: Thicker Than Water
Pairing: Sirius/Regulus, Sirius/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~6,900
Warnings: Angst, dubious consent.
Summary: Sirius can't have what he wants and doesn't know what he has.
A/N: Much love to lilysunshine1 and opiumcoffeebean. For moshes, on the occasion of her birthday.

( thicker than water )

Title: Affection is False
Pairing: Sirius/Regulus
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Possibly dubious consent. Regulus might be a little young for such activites.
Summary: Regulus goes to Sirius the night Sirius leaves for the Potter's.
A/N: As always, thanks to lilysunshine1 for the hand-holding beta.

( Affection is False )

Title: For Whom the Bell Tolls
Author: xylodemon
Pairing: Sirius/Bellatrix
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Porn. Complete absence of plot.
Words: Not quite 1,000
A/N: Written for dementedsiren. It was meant to be a drabble, but spiraled out of control.

If you read last night's drabble spam, then you have seen all this before. Pay no attention to the Blackcest behind the cut.

( for whom the bell tolls )