hogwarts gone wild

Title: Once More With Feeling
Pairings: A little Aziraphale/Crowley. Also Newt/Anathema and implied Adam/Pepper.
Guest Appearances: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, and Ginny Weasley. Vague illusions to Lucius Malfoy and Minerva McGonagall.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: History has a funny way of repeating itself. A really, really funny way of repeating itself.
A/N: Written for bentley, at go_exchange. You could say this is a crossover. You could, but that would be name-calling.

( once more with feeling, part one )

( once more with feeling, part two )

( once more with feeling, part three )

Title: 7 Loves/7 Lives (i called you brother 7 times)
Pairing: Regulus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest. At one point, the boys are underage. Also, mind the dead body in the first section. Not that it does much, but you know. Dead body.
Summary: This is a thing that never should have started.
A/N: Written for 7spells, for which I chose Regulus/Sirius, and Prompt Set Two. This was meant to be seven different ficlets, but that didn't work out so well. Instead, I bring you one fic with a section for each prompt. Many thanks to sioniann.

( 7 loves/7 lives )

Title: An Introductory Course on Inter-House Relations
Pairing: Blaise/Draco, Blaise/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Blaise doesn't think there's anything wrong with not wanting to get involved.
A/N: hp_springsmut fic for wildestranger. Many thanks to thysanotus, who looked this over when she had better things to do, and to sioniann, who wouldn't let me be afraid of Neville.

( an introductory course on inter-house relations )

Title: Black Velvet
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Light bondage. Shameless porn.
A/N: Behold, my merry_smutmas fic. Written for catrinella, and originally posted here.

( black velvet )

I'd managed to finish one of my slashfest fics finished before I went to the hospital. I saw it on my hardrive today and figured I might as well go ahead and post it.

Title: Small Gods
Pairing: Ibis/Jacquel (American Gods)
Rating: R
Summary: What can happen in the space of one day.
A/N: For draggystack in the second round of slashfest, who requested Ibis/Jacquel; A day in the lives of these modern gods. Thanks to girlsigh for the beta.

( small gods )

Title: Long Shot
Pairing: Harry/Hermione/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A fool and his money are soon parted.
Warnings: Voyeurism
Notes: Written for the triofqf, here. Thanks to petulantgod and sioniann for the beta.

( long shot )

Title: Marked
Author: xylodemon
Artist: hill_
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
A/N: Collaboration for hp_synergy. Thanks to sioniann for the beta, and to the totally awesome hill_, for everything.

( marked )

Title: A Marauder's Map
Pairing: Sirius gen, with a pinch of Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG
Summary: Seven memories found in Sirius Black's pensieve, one for each of his years at Hogwarts.
A/N: Written in response to Challenge #19. Thanks to the people who looked this over for me; darkasphodel, sioniann, and themostepotente, and to petulantgod, for helping me beat it into sumbission.

( a marauder's map )

*post dumps*

Title: Last Transfiguration
Author: xylodemon
Pairing: Snape/Lily, with impending James/Lily implied
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Angry!sex
Genre: Angst
Summary: She doesn't want to have this conversation, and she shouldn't have to -- he made his position clear enough at the end of last term.
Words: ~4500
A/N: Written for the erotic_elves Fantasy Fest. Thanks to petulantgod for the hand-holding, and to darkasphodel, sioniann, and thysanotus for the beta.

( last transfiguration )

Title: Every Drop of Water
Author: xylodemon
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Hermione/Ron
Genre: Romance
Word Count: ~3000
Summary: She studies too much, she doesn't always remember to eat, and she's tired all the time from not getting enough sleep.
A/N: Written for the erotic_elves Fantasy Fest. Thanks to darkasphodel, sioniann and thysanotus for everything.

( every drop of water )

Title: Cannons at Dawn
Pairing: Harry/Viktor
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~4100
A/N: Written for the ficathon at triwizard_slash, request #5 -- Harry/Viktor; post-Hogwarts, anything rated PG13 or higher!. Thanks to darkasphodel and sioniann for the beta, and to dramaphile and musesfool for the bunnies. Thanks also to themostepotente for the translation, and to ter369 for the help regarding German pubs.

( cannons at dawn )

Title: I'm Just a Soul Whose Intentions Are Good
Pairing: Shadow/Wednesday (American Gods)
Rating: R
Warnings: This is set after the short story Monarch of the Glen, but there are no spoilers.
A/N: Originally written for makishef at slashfest, here. Thanks to catnamedbuffy for the amazingly fast beta.

( i'm just a soul whose intentions are good )

Title: Small Sacrifices
Pairing: Snape/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dirty talk
A/N: Written for slashfest, here. Thanks to themostepotente for the beta.

( small sacrifices )

Title: Maybe Even Tomorrow
Pairing: James/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In which Sirius takes a chance at what he wants.
A/N: Written for slashfest, here. Thanks to darkasphodel, sioniann and thysanotus for everything.

( maybe even tomorrow )

Just unloading slashfest fics.

Title: The Dangers of Driving at Night
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley
Rating: PG-13
Summary: In which Crowley takes Aziraphale for a drive.
A/N: Written for slashfest, here. Thanks to darkasphodel, sioniann and thysanotus for the beta and encouragement.

( the dangers of driving at night )

Title: The Ways and Means of Retribution
Pairing: James/Snape/Sirius, implied James/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dub-con
Summary: Caught in the act, James and Sirius persuade Snape to keep his mouth shut.
A/N: Written for reversathon, and originally posted here.

( The Ways and Means of Retribution )

Title: The Man Who Would Be King
Pairing: James/Remus/Sirius, and permutations
Rating: NC-17
Summary: How it happened, from beginning to end, as told by the man who started it.
A/N: Written for reversathon, and originally posted here.

( The Man Who Would Be King )