hogwarts gone wild

Title: Things We Lost (and Found) in the War
Pairing: Severus/Minerva
Rating: NC-17
Words: 6,700
Summary: Two people, two wars, and a few of the things they learned along the way.
A/N: For cjmarlowe and smutty_claus 2007.

( Things We Lost (and Found) in the War )

Title: Together (the knit my heart/nerves of steel remix)
Pairing: Harry/Ginny
Rating: R
Summary: Ginny decides Harry isn't going to get away that easily.
Notes: Written for remix_redux, this is an author's rendition of Together, by krabapple. Originally posted here. Thanks to foreword and pixystick for the beta.

( together (the knit my heart/nerves of steel remix) )

Title: Paid in Full
Pairing: Jack/Tia Dalma
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The compass you bartered from me, it cannot lead you to this?
Words: ~2,800
A/N: Set before CotBP. Spoilers for DMC. Thanks to sioniann and stephanometra, for everything.

( paid in full )

Right. And now to finish reversathon. OMGSOCLOSE.

Look. I don't know what this is. It started writing itself in the car on the way home from work, and it wouldn't go away, even when I begged it.

( dreamscape | harry/ginny | pg | 463 words )

Title: Total Eclipse of the Heart (the bangers and mash Hufflepuff remix)
Pairing: Zacharias Smith/OFC, Zacharias Smith/Tom Riddle/OFC, Snape/James, implied Snape/McGonagall, implied Snape/Regulus, and implied James/Sirius. Also includes a cameo by Trelawney, Stubby Boardman references, and gratuitous house-elf nudity.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Post-HBP: What happens when a nameless Hufflepuff in the back row gets a crush on Deliria Venusdottir, the new transfer student? Will they fall down the stairs with a Time-Turner, go back to the 1940s, teach Tom Riddle all about the power he knows not, and save the world? And what about The Vampire Sanguini? Meanwhile, Dumbledore is reincarnated as the child of Snape and McGonagall!
A/N: Rated NC-17 for non-standard use of orifices. P.S. AU, OOC, UST, BDSM, MWPP, MPREG!!! Written on 3 a.m on a energy drink sugar high. Better than it sounds!
A/N V.2.0: I blame the fandom. And mctabby. Also sioniann, because she went to bed instead of stopping me like she clearly should have.

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( total eclipse of the heart (the bangers and mash hufflepuff remix) )

*slinks away slowly*

Title: Houses of the Holy
Pairing: Regulus/Bellatrix
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~4100
Summary: Grimmauld Place is alive; Regulus learns this at an early age.
Warnings: Possible mindfucking. Regulus is underage.
A/N: This is wrong. All apologies. Thanks to sioniann, for taking wibble-duty.

( houses of the holy )

*post dumps*

Title: Last Transfiguration
Author: xylodemon
Pairing: Snape/Lily, with impending James/Lily implied
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Angry!sex
Genre: Angst
Summary: She doesn't want to have this conversation, and she shouldn't have to -- he made his position clear enough at the end of last term.
Words: ~4500
A/N: Written for the erotic_elves Fantasy Fest. Thanks to petulantgod for the hand-holding, and to darkasphodel, sioniann, and thysanotus for the beta.

( last transfiguration )

Title: Six Lies Remus Lupin Never Told
Pairing: implied Remus/Sirius and Remus/Lily
Rating: PG-13
Summary: In which Remus is the fairest liar of them all.
A/N: Thanks to thysantous for the once-over.

For musesfool, on the occasion of her birthday.

( six lies remus lupin never told )

Title: Changeling
Pairing: Hermione/Seamus, only not. Also, Tonks and Cho are involved.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Angst. Polyjuice.
Summary: You can't replace what you've lost.
A/N: For florahart's Polyjuice Brothel Challenge that I actually inspired with my big mouth. Thanks to thysanotus for the once-over.

( changeling )

Title: A Toppling Tower of Violets
Pairing: Sirius/Minerva
Rating: R
Words: 3,800
Warnings: Angst
A/N: Written for my Minerva Deserves Hot Boyloving Challenge. Thanks to darkasphodel, sioniann and thysanotus for various and sundry, and to shaychana, for letting me ping her in the small hours with inane questions about 'lay' and 'lie'. *clucks*

( a toppling tower of violets )

Title: For Whom the Bell Tolls
Author: xylodemon
Pairing: Sirius/Bellatrix
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Porn. Complete absence of plot.
Words: Not quite 1,000
A/N: Written for dementedsiren. It was meant to be a drabble, but spiraled out of control.

If you read last night's drabble spam, then you have seen all this before. Pay no attention to the Blackcest behind the cut.

( for whom the bell tolls )

Title: Five Things Sibyll Trelawney Never Predicted
Pairing: Various
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: This is crack!fic.
Words: 2,098
Notes: Written for circe_tigana, in response to this post.

( I have emotional issues )

Title: I Don't Love You
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Words: 2,850
Warnings: Angst
Summary: What Harry wants and what Harry has are two completely different things.

( i don't love you )

J