hogwarts gone wild

Moar crack:

( in which, santa has a day-job )

Crack:

( just an all american family having christmas )

As stolen from musesfool, ten stories I wrote that I love a lot:

I Don't Love You
[Harry Potter] Harry/Draco, NC-17; ~2,900 words; 4 Oct 2004
What Harry has and what Harry wants are two completely different things.

This dates back to my early days in fandom; I think I'd been writing for all of four months. My inexperience shows in places -- particularly in the pacing and punctuation department -- but I'm still very proud of this story. It was my first real foray into angst, and my first attempt at an ambiguous ending. The prose is fairly solid, and this was the first time I'd written the story I'd actually intended to write.

( cut for more things i quite like )

For furiosity, who wanted to see my WIP folder:



( cut for a proper screencap and some improper explanations )

For anjenue, who asked me five questions:

1. What is the most evocative song you can think of and why?

Lover I Don't Have to Love by Bright Eyes. Conor's voice is just gravelly and hot and the keyboard is nghn but also, the lyrics are nearly pornography.

your hand on me
pressing hard against your jeans
your tongue in my mouth
trying to keep the words from coming out
you didn't care to know
who else may have been you before¹

It makes me want to do filthy, filthy things. It also reminds me of my misspent youth.

( cut for more privileged information )

Finally, I have more Christmas crack:

( well, you're always saying i never take you anywhere )


¹paraphrased from memory, because winamp refuses to play nicely

This post was meant to include recs, but I am woefully behind on everything. The fests are plentiful, the fics are long and glorious, and the triple newsletter edition I just posted took longer to code than anticipated.

Your forgiveness, let me beg it of you in the form of Christmas picspam:

( in which the usual holiday traditions come with instructions )

Today's Christmas crack, before I go to bed:

( evidently, Christmas fell on a full moon )

Recs tomorrow, if this devil of a cold goes away.

Well, my gift was posted on merry_smutmas, and it's a fucking winner.

- Shadowmancers by anon. [James/Sirius, NC-17]

I've read it three times, and I'm still bloody incoherent. No, really. I'm completely speechless. It's got solid characterisations, a clever premise, and the porn is smoking hot. Hot. Positively scorching, and chock full of desperation, neediness, and the sort of mindless rutting that makes me shiver. Also, there is Regulus, and banter, and a revenge plan that backfires, and shadows. Good Lord, the shadows. I've been reduced to squee and flail.

I am dying to know who wrote this for me. I also want to know which one of you lot told her all my secrets.

*dead*

While I have you here, behold today's Christmas crack:

( this is what happens when a good santa goes bad )

*still dead*

And now, for your daily Christmas crack:

( allow me to introduce rudolph's cousin beauregard )

I just spent the afternoon archiving my fanfiction over at InsaneJournal and Greatestjournal. It took me close to four hours, but it's all archived, even drabbles and ficlets. Of course, it might not have taken four hours, if Semagic and GreatestJournal spoke the same language.

*collapses*

*twitches with porntastic holiday glee*

Have an art rec:

Can't Resist Those Potters by anon [James Jr./Teddy, NWS]

My interest in the epilogue generation is tenuous at best, but this sort of thing continues, I might just start caring. Effing hot. Teddy is delightfully punk rock and James Jr. looks just enough like Harry only he really doesn't, and the TIE OMG l;jdlfjsasdkjfskdjfsdjf YES.

Also, have some more Christmas crack:

( and verily, jesus went forth and spake unto the masses )

Is tinypic being a psycho hosebeast for anyone else?

I found some ridiculous Christmas-themed pictures on google last night. Just ridiculous.

I started saving a few here and there, and before I knew it, I'd saved thirty-one, so I think I will share. One a day, for the whole month of December.

Behold:

( well, you're always saying i should recycle )

I hope you all are enjoying the holiday fests as much as I am! ♥