hogwarts gone wild

Lo, I come bearing fandom content.

This is part one of two.

For alittlewhisper, who wanted anything marauders:

( mwpp: excerpts from xylodemon's personal canon )

For penknife, who asked what are you thinking about writing, post-DH?

( deathly hallows: tales from the bunny farm )

For itsbeenvery, who asked Do you think there's even the slightest chance Draco and Ron played together as kids, either in some bigger group, or without their parents knowledge? And then maybe Lucius found out, and told Draco that the Weasleys were not "their people" and so Draco turned mean towards Ron?

( the weasel and ferret before hogwarts )

For taerin, who asked do you think that there will be another book series any time soon that inspires the same levels of devotion and creative output as the Harry Potter series has?

( my thoughts on the next great literary breakthrough )

For ncp, who wanted Neville and Augusta Longbottom: After the War.

( on the subject of family relations )

For sbbo, who wanted Harry Potter does Sex in the City.

( i predict the dreaded het )

Ok kids, its discussion time.

( cut for the usual tl;dr )