hogwarts gone wild

Title: The Problem with Eggnog, Uncommon Thoughts, and Sharing a Bed with Sirius Black
Written for: sleeper6
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In which Sirius is possibly naked, and Remus' mind is not the safest place to be.
A/N: For sleeper6, and rs_small_gifts 2007. Thanks to both wook77 and midnitemarauder.

( the problem with eggnog, uncommon thoughts, and sharing a bed with sirius black )

Title: Things We Lost (and Found) in the War
Pairing: Severus/Minerva
Rating: NC-17
Words: 6,700
Summary: Two people, two wars, and a few of the things they learned along the way.
A/N: For cjmarlowe and smutty_claus 2007.

( Things We Lost (and Found) in the War )

Title: 41 Random Facts About James Potter
Character: James
Rating: PG
Words: ~2,200
Summary: A few things James thinks you ought to know.
A/N: I realise 41 is an odd number, but that's precisely the number of things James was willing to talk about.

For snegurochka_lee, because her James and my James should get together for a cup of tea.

( 41 random facts about james potter )

Title: 25 Random Facts About Regulus Black
Character: Regulus
Rating: PG
Words: ~1,600
A/N: All apologies. I don't know where this came from, but it was high time I wrote something.

( 25 random facts about regulus black )

Title: The Fall of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black (the last of the family line remix)
Character: Regulus
Rating: R
Words: ~11,000
Summary: A story about decisions and consequences, and perhaps the meaning of honour.
A/N: This is a canon-compliant remix of The Fall of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black, which was originally written after the release of HBP. Thanks to kenboy, stephanometra, and wook77. Particularly to Ken, for convincing me that a story about Regulus couldn't be too long.

( this story contains dh spoilers. it also contains regulus, and you can't go wrong with that )

Title: Together (the knit my heart/nerves of steel remix)
Pairing: Harry/Ginny
Rating: R
Summary: Ginny decides Harry isn't going to get away that easily.
Notes: Written for remix_redux, this is an author's rendition of Together, by krabapple. Originally posted here. Thanks to foreword and pixystick for the beta.

( together (the knit my heart/nerves of steel remix) )

Title: In the Shade of Sunlight
Pairing: Ron/Sirius
Rating: R
Words: ~2,600
Warnings: Angst. Abuse of parentheses. Ron is underage.
Summary: There wasn't a trial before, and why should this be any different?
A/N: This is mostly nimori's fault. This didn't go quite the way I expected, but it finally did go. Also, I'm tired of looking at it. Thanks to sioniann, who as per usual, weathered my whinging with quiet dignity and grace.

( in the shade of sunlight )

Title: From the Desk of James F. Potter
Characters: James, Sirius
Rating: PG
Words: ~650
A/N: Completely and utterly the fault of florahart, who who wanted fic of this persuasion.

This story was remixed by lindsey_grrl for remix_redux 2007.

In lieu of substance, I've included a rather large image. Did I mention it's large? If you have dial-up, be prepared to go make a cup of tea while it loads.

( the resume of one james f. potter (currently a broom salesman), with commentary and helpful suggestions from one sirius black (part-time loafer and full-time knob), and no, i'm not telling you what the f stands for )

Title: Once More With Feeling
Pairings: A little Aziraphale/Crowley. Also Newt/Anathema and implied Adam/Pepper.
Guest Appearances: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, and Ginny Weasley. Vague illusions to Lucius Malfoy and Minerva McGonagall.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: History has a funny way of repeating itself. A really, really funny way of repeating itself.
A/N: Written for bentley, at go_exchange. You could say this is a crossover. You could, but that would be name-calling.

( once more with feeling, part one )

( once more with feeling, part two )

( once more with feeling, part three )

Title: Office Space
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~22,500
Summary: It's all in a day's work.
A/N: A gift for tarie, at merry_smutmas 2006.

( office space )

( office space (continued) )

( office space (still continued) )

Title: Silent Night
Character: Minerva McGonagall
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~1,500
Summary: The rain won't stop, and they haven't seen Potter in seventeen days
A/N: Written for hp_lovebirds. Many thanks to kenboy for performing a last-minute beta at ludicrous!speed, and for his enduring patience in the face of my complete and utter panic attack.

( silent night )

Title: A Night in the Life of James Potter
Pairing: James/Snape
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In which, James should have stayed in bed.
A/N: Written for reversathon, in which I had the best name ever -- dildora_poke. Many thanks to themostepotente for a lightning-fast beta.

( A Night in the Life of James Potter )

Title: Total Eclipse of the Heart (the bangers and mash Hufflepuff remix)
Pairing: Zacharias Smith/OFC, Zacharias Smith/Tom Riddle/OFC, Snape/James, implied Snape/McGonagall, implied Snape/Regulus, and implied James/Sirius. Also includes a cameo by Trelawney, Stubby Boardman references, and gratuitous house-elf nudity.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Post-HBP: What happens when a nameless Hufflepuff in the back row gets a crush on Deliria Venusdottir, the new transfer student? Will they fall down the stairs with a Time-Turner, go back to the 1940s, teach Tom Riddle all about the power he knows not, and save the world? And what about The Vampire Sanguini? Meanwhile, Dumbledore is reincarnated as the child of Snape and McGonagall!
A/N: Rated NC-17 for non-standard use of orifices. P.S. AU, OOC, UST, BDSM, MWPP, MPREG!!! Written on 3 a.m on a energy drink sugar high. Better than it sounds!
A/N V.2.0: I blame the fandom. And mctabby. Also sioniann, because she went to bed instead of stopping me like she clearly should have.

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( total eclipse of the heart (the bangers and mash hufflepuff remix) )

*slinks away slowly*

Title: Weasleys Wizarding Wheezes: The Spring 2006 Edition
Rating: PG
A/N: I blame the Non-Fiction Challenge at omniocular. This is pretty much my take on the Weasleys Wizarding Wheezes Quarterly. Crack inside. Crack. Enabled by sioniann.

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( weasleys wizard wheezes: the spring 2006 edition )

Title: 7 Loves/7 Lives (i called you brother 7 times)
Pairing: Regulus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest. At one point, the boys are underage. Also, mind the dead body in the first section. Not that it does much, but you know. Dead body.
Summary: This is a thing that never should have started.
A/N: Written for 7spells, for which I chose Regulus/Sirius, and Prompt Set Two. This was meant to be seven different ficlets, but that didn't work out so well. Instead, I bring you one fic with a section for each prompt. Many thanks to sioniann.

( 7 loves/7 lives )

Title: An Introductory Course on Inter-House Relations
Pairing: Blaise/Draco, Blaise/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Blaise doesn't think there's anything wrong with not wanting to get involved.
A/N: hp_springsmut fic for wildestranger. Many thanks to thysanotus, who looked this over when she had better things to do, and to sioniann, who wouldn't let me be afraid of Neville.

( an introductory course on inter-house relations )