hogwarts gone wild

Written in the wee hours of the morning, because sazzlette was bored. Originally posted as commentspam in her journal.

( the cupboard's to blame | james/sirius | pg-13 | 534 words )

Now, I am bored.

I foresee memes in your future. Or rambling crackmeta on the torrid affair I want to believe James carried on with Regulus Black.

Look. I don't know what this is. It started writing itself in the car on the way home from work, and it wouldn't go away, even when I begged it.

( dreamscape | harry/ginny | pg | 463 words )

Here, have a ficlet. Written earlier today as a comment to statelines, who was demanding a distraction. Warnings for pretentious lack of capitalisation.

( star gazing | sirius/regulus | pg-13 | 223 words )

I wrote this almost two weeks ago, for sheafrotherdon's birthday. I posted it to yesprofessor, but never posted it here, because I fail.

( the morning after | remus/sirius | pg | 483 words )

dogdaysofsummer is over, and I posted my last ficlet about twelve hours ago.

I had the best time doing it, and I really enjoyed the constant spurts of Remus/Sirius on my flist. It was a lot of fun, and I think it was good for me, because I wrote every day and I tried new things. And surprisingly, after 31 straight days, I still had a handful of words left.

This one is for statelines and yeats, because they are awesome.

( the calendar hung itself (august and everything after) | remus/sirius | pg-13 | 504 words )

Right. So I finally got off my arse and wrote tarie something for her birthday that is not angsty, melodramatic, war-related Harry/Draco songfic.

So. Happy Birthday, tarie!

( and then there were three | harry/ron/hermione | pg | 413 words )

This is for tarie. I'm sure she knows why. Originally posted here, because everyone likes to wake up to fic in their inbox.

( the hero's hero | harry/ron | pg-13 | 700 words )

This attacked me last night, completely out of the blue. It's Veela!Draco, so it's probably circe_tigana's fault. Originally posted here.

It's kind of odd. Right. Odd.

( compulsion | harry/hraco | r | 500 words )

For jadarene.

I'm not entirely happy with this. As I said to dracorocksmysox, I think I blew my porn load yesterday.

( untitled | hp | harry/sirius | r | 221 words )

Again, for dracorocksmysox.

( untitled | hp | hermione/pansy + draco | nc-17 | 615 words )

For dracorocksmysox.

( untitled | hp | harry/remus/sirius | nc-17 | 538 words )

For thysanotus.

( untitled | hp | hermione/ginny | nc-17 | 166 words )

For roseeva.

( untitled | hp | hermione/ginny | nc-17 | 319 words )

For switchknife.

( untitled | hp | harry/remus | nc-17 | 269 words )

( untitled | hp | harry/ron/hermione | nc-17 | 582 words )

I have no excuse for this. None.

( dinner | hp | harry/draco | nc-17 | 798 words )

Again for dracorocksmysox, born in the comments of her journal.

( never far behind | hp | harry/draco/remus/sirius | nc-17 | 378 words )

For dracorocksmysox.

( one plus two plus one | hp | harry/draco/remus/sirius | nc-17 | 465 words )

Comment!porn for dracorocksmysox, who wanted fork smut. Don't ask. I certainly didn't.

( musings on a fork | hp | harry/draco | nc-17 | 748 words )

( vast amount of bollocks | remus/sirius | pg-13 | 650 words )

J