hogwarts gone wild

Title: The Problem with Eggnog, Uncommon Thoughts, and Sharing a Bed with Sirius Black
Written for: sleeper6
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In which Sirius is possibly naked, and Remus' mind is not the safest place to be.
A/N: For sleeper6, and rs_small_gifts 2007. Thanks to both wook77 and midnitemarauder.

( the problem with eggnog, uncommon thoughts, and sharing a bed with sirius black )

Here, have a ficlet. Written earlier today as a comment to statelines, who was demanding a distraction. Warnings for pretentious lack of capitalisation.

( star gazing | sirius/regulus | pg-13 | 223 words )

Title: Black Velvet
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Light bondage. Shameless porn.
A/N: Behold, my merry_smutmas fic. Written for catrinella, and originally posted here.

( black velvet )

Title: A Marauder's Map
Pairing: Sirius gen, with a pinch of Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG
Summary: Seven memories found in Sirius Black's pensieve, one for each of his years at Hogwarts.
A/N: Written in response to Challenge #19. Thanks to the people who looked this over for me; darkasphodel, sioniann, and themostepotente, and to petulantgod, for helping me beat it into sumbission.

( a marauder's map )

I wrote this almost two weeks ago, for sheafrotherdon's birthday. I posted it to yesprofessor, but never posted it here, because I fail.

( the morning after | remus/sirius | pg | 483 words )

dogdaysofsummer is over, and I posted my last ficlet about twelve hours ago.

I had the best time doing it, and I really enjoyed the constant spurts of Remus/Sirius on my flist. It was a lot of fun, and I think it was good for me, because I wrote every day and I tried new things. And surprisingly, after 31 straight days, I still had a handful of words left.

This one is for statelines and yeats, because they are awesome.

( the calendar hung itself (august and everything after) | remus/sirius | pg-13 | 504 words )

Title: Exhale
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In which there is pot, revelations, and of course, boytouching.
Warnings: Drug use.
A/N: Thanks to thysanotus for the beta.

( exhale )

Title: False Imprisonment
Pairing: Remus/Sirius, Remus/Stan, implied Remus/Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: This is borderline crackfic. Also, there is Stan.
Summary: In which Remus has an incurable fetish for Azkaban prisoners.
A/N: For sioniann, because she hates Stan, and because she should know better than to encourage me. Unbetaed like an unbetaed thing, plus mild spoilers for HBP.

( false imprisonment )

Title: Six Lies Remus Lupin Never Told
Pairing: implied Remus/Sirius and Remus/Lily
Rating: PG-13
Summary: In which Remus is the fairest liar of them all.
A/N: Thanks to thysantous for the once-over.

For musesfool, on the occasion of her birthday.

( six lies remus lupin never told )

Title: The Most Dangerous Star at the Dark Centre of the Universe
Pairing: Remus/Regulus, implied Remus/Sirius
Rating: R
Words 3,910
Warnings: Angst. Sirius is a bit of a bastard, and the Marauders are not a happy family.
A/N: Thanks to darkasphodel, furiosity and thysanotus. I tried something different here -- the writing is not my usual style, and they held my hand and endured my whimpering wonderfully.

( The Most Dangerous Star at the Dark Centre of the Universe )

Title: No Vacancy
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Words: 2,270
Summary: In which there is no room at the inn.
A/N: musesfool said there should be more 'Remus and Sirius have to share a bed' fic, and I agreed. Thanks to darkasphodel for the once-over, and to furiosity for walking into a land of arbitrary comma usage with quiet dignity and grace.

( No Vacancy )

Title: Thicker Than Water
Pairing: Sirius/Regulus, Sirius/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~6,900
Warnings: Angst, dubious consent.
Summary: Sirius can't have what he wants and doesn't know what he has.
A/N: Much love to lilysunshine1 and opiumcoffeebean. For moshes, on the occasion of her birthday.

( thicker than water )

Title: Seven Days After Remus Died
Pairing: Harry/Sirius
Rating: NC-17, at least.
Words: ~5,900
Warnings: Necrophila, except, not really. There is some faffing about in front of a dead body, but no corpses were actually harmed in the writing of this fic.
A/N: For dracorocksmysox, because coaxed me into finishing it, and for shaychana, for writing the beautiful twistedness that is Memento Mori.

( dead things. you make my heart sing )

( vast amount of bollocks | remus/sirius | pg-13 | 650 words )

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