hogwarts gone wild

Title: The Problem with Eggnog, Uncommon Thoughts, and Sharing a Bed with Sirius Black
Written for: sleeper6
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In which Sirius is possibly naked, and Remus' mind is not the safest place to be.
A/N: For sleeper6, and rs_small_gifts 2007. Thanks to both wook77 and midnitemarauder.

( the problem with eggnog, uncommon thoughts, and sharing a bed with sirius black )

Title: A Few Conversations, Which are Mostly Related to Christmas
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley
Rating: PG
Summary: In which there is cocoa, conversation, and more Christmas cheer than Crowley thinks is strictly necessary.
A/N: For prestissima and go_exchange 2007.

( a few conversations, which are mostly related to christmas )

Written in the wee hours of the morning, because sazzlette was bored. Originally posted as commentspam in her journal.

( the cupboard's to blame | james/sirius | pg-13 | 534 words )

Now, I am bored.

I foresee memes in your future. Or rambling crackmeta on the torrid affair I want to believe James carried on with Regulus Black.

Title: The Next 48 Hours
Fandom: M*A*S*H
Pairing: Hawkeye/Trapper
Rating: R
Words: ~7,500
Summary: A story about two guys just trying to make it through the next two days.
A/N: This story has been brought to you by gmth and ink_on_the_page, both of whom are made of awesome and win.

( the next 48 hours )

Title: In the Shade of Sunlight
Pairing: Ron/Sirius
Rating: R
Words: ~2,600
Warnings: Angst. Abuse of parentheses. Ron is underage.
Summary: There wasn't a trial before, and why should this be any different?
A/N: This is mostly nimori's fault. This didn't go quite the way I expected, but it finally did go. Also, I'm tired of looking at it. Thanks to sioniann, who as per usual, weathered my whinging with quiet dignity and grace.

( in the shade of sunlight )

Title: Deliverance
Fandom: Boondock Saints
Pairing: Connor/Murphy
Rating: R
Words: ~3,900
Summary: They believed, once.
A/N: Enabled by numerous suspects, including but not limited to thysanotus. Thanks to incognito, kittenfaced, and stephanometra, all of whom looked this over at various points, and to the one and only sioniann, for having the patience of -- well, a saint.

( deliverance )

Title: Once More With Feeling
Pairings: A little Aziraphale/Crowley. Also Newt/Anathema and implied Adam/Pepper.
Guest Appearances: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, and Ginny Weasley. Vague illusions to Lucius Malfoy and Minerva McGonagall.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: History has a funny way of repeating itself. A really, really funny way of repeating itself.
A/N: Written for bentley, at go_exchange. You could say this is a crossover. You could, but that would be name-calling.

( once more with feeling, part one )

( once more with feeling, part two )

( once more with feeling, part three )

Title: Office Space
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~22,500
Summary: It's all in a day's work.
A/N: A gift for tarie, at merry_smutmas 2006.

( office space )

( office space (continued) )

( office space (still continued) )

Title: A Night in the Life of James Potter
Pairing: James/Snape
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In which, James should have stayed in bed.
A/N: Written for reversathon, in which I had the best name ever -- dildora_poke. Many thanks to themostepotente for a lightning-fast beta.

( A Night in the Life of James Potter )

Here, have a ficlet. Written earlier today as a comment to statelines, who was demanding a distraction. Warnings for pretentious lack of capitalisation.

( star gazing | sirius/regulus | pg-13 | 223 words )

Title: Total Eclipse of the Heart (the bangers and mash Hufflepuff remix)
Pairing: Zacharias Smith/OFC, Zacharias Smith/Tom Riddle/OFC, Snape/James, implied Snape/McGonagall, implied Snape/Regulus, and implied James/Sirius. Also includes a cameo by Trelawney, Stubby Boardman references, and gratuitous house-elf nudity.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Post-HBP: What happens when a nameless Hufflepuff in the back row gets a crush on Deliria Venusdottir, the new transfer student? Will they fall down the stairs with a Time-Turner, go back to the 1940s, teach Tom Riddle all about the power he knows not, and save the world? And what about The Vampire Sanguini? Meanwhile, Dumbledore is reincarnated as the child of Snape and McGonagall!
A/N: Rated NC-17 for non-standard use of orifices. P.S. AU, OOC, UST, BDSM, MWPP, MPREG!!! Written on 3 a.m on a energy drink sugar high. Better than it sounds!
A/N V.2.0: I blame the fandom. And mctabby. Also sioniann, because she went to bed instead of stopping me like she clearly should have.

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( total eclipse of the heart (the bangers and mash hufflepuff remix) )

*slinks away slowly*

Title: 7 Loves/7 Lives (i called you brother 7 times)
Pairing: Regulus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest. At one point, the boys are underage. Also, mind the dead body in the first section. Not that it does much, but you know. Dead body.
Summary: This is a thing that never should have started.
A/N: Written for 7spells, for which I chose Regulus/Sirius, and Prompt Set Two. This was meant to be seven different ficlets, but that didn't work out so well. Instead, I bring you one fic with a section for each prompt. Many thanks to sioniann.

( 7 loves/7 lives )

Title: An Introductory Course on Inter-House Relations
Pairing: Blaise/Draco, Blaise/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Blaise doesn't think there's anything wrong with not wanting to get involved.
A/N: hp_springsmut fic for wildestranger. Many thanks to thysanotus, who looked this over when she had better things to do, and to sioniann, who wouldn't let me be afraid of Neville.

( an introductory course on inter-house relations )

Title: Black Velvet
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Light bondage. Shameless porn.
A/N: Behold, my merry_smutmas fic. Written for catrinella, and originally posted here.

( black velvet )

I'd managed to finish one of my slashfest fics finished before I went to the hospital. I saw it on my hardrive today and figured I might as well go ahead and post it.

Title: Small Gods
Pairing: Ibis/Jacquel (American Gods)
Rating: R
Summary: What can happen in the space of one day.
A/N: For draggystack in the second round of slashfest, who requested Ibis/Jacquel; A day in the lives of these modern gods. Thanks to girlsigh for the beta.

( small gods )

Title: Marked
Author: xylodemon
Artist: hill_
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
A/N: Collaboration for hp_synergy. Thanks to sioniann for the beta, and to the totally awesome hill_, for everything.

( marked )